They look in the mirror of their souls and see Jesus. That’s the best explanation of the “Jesus Gets Us” campaign. This biographical process isn’t a new phenomenon as even a cursory study of “life of Jesus” literature makes clear.
The
most famous review of previous “lives of Jesus” was written by the scholarly
humanitarian Albert Schweitzer: Von Reimarus
zu Wrede: eine Geschichte der Leben-Jesu-Forschung, a title often translated
as The Quest of the Historical Jesus. Here’s Schweitzer’s prefatory summary: “Thus each successive epoch of
theology found its own thoughts in Jesus”—a rational Messiah, a romantic Jesus,
a social gospel reformer, et cetera. Ironically, Schweitzer’s own
portrait pointed to an inscrutable but spiritually powerful figure focused on
the end of times about whom nothing much could be confidently known.
To
be fair, most scholarly portraits resulted from attempts to utilize what was
considered reliable biblical evidence.
As far as I can tell, the “Jesus Gets Us” folk compose their caricature
based on a single act performed by Jesus on his disciples and a 60s Beatles’
song, “All You Need Is Love.” Missing is any serious consideration of the plethora
of data points that provide a more
realistic portrait of the first century Jew hailed as “the Christ” (i.e. the
Messiah) by his followers. Since “Jesus
Gets Us” ads evidence no concern for “historical critical” issues and takes the
biblical narrative at face value, I shall do the same and see how that
narrative comports with their foot-washing Jesus.
As
noted earlier, there is only one gospel account of Jesus washing feet (John
13:1-15), and that was performed on his apostles at the Last Supper. It’s unclear how “Jesus gets us” folk would
incorporate the perfumed anointing of Jesus’ own feet by a woman described as
“a sinner” (Luke 7:48ff.) into their ads or, more to the point, the judgmental
command to “sin no more” given to another woman caught in adultery whose
stoning was nixed by Jesus’ suggestion that the first stone be cast by someone
without sin (John 8:11).
Furthermore,
I can’t imagine the “Jesus Gets Us” Messiah issuing this dictum: “I say to you
that everyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of unchastity, makes
her an adulteress; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery”
(Matthew 6:32). It’s hard to see that same
Jesus washing the feet of a woman emerging from an abortion mill like Planned
Parenthood. Then there’s the warning to,
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are
ravenous wolves,” an admonition that could arguably be applied to obsessive
foot-washers. Indeed, it’s hard to
envision those folks taking seriously half or more of the Sermon on the Mount
(Matthew 5-7), especially this rather harsh command: “Do not give dogs what is holy; and do not
throw your pearls before swine“ (Matthew 7:6). Finally, the Jesus who overturns the tables of
money-changers in the Temple (Mark 11:15-17) is clearly filled with more
righteous indignation than the “no questions asked” foot-washer who effectively
inverts the biblical Master’s command to “be wise as serpents and harmless as
doves” (Matthew 10:16).
This
incompatibility exercise could be extended ad
nauseam, but it’s sufficient to show that the “Jesus Gets Us” portrait is,
to be generous, incomplete. There are,
to be sure, a significant number of sayings and stories that comport well with
the foot-washing image: association with
outcasts (e.g. Samaritans, women, and sinners of various stripes), the command
to love one’s enemies, and a readiness to forgive transgressions. But left out of the “Jesus Gets Us” portrait is
a clear moral, spiritual voice that is diminished and distorted by a silent
Messiah on his knees tacitly overlooking moral outrages that litter twenty
first century America and for which, like “family planning,” Leftists have a
soft spot in their hearts.
This
Jesus who keeps his mouth shut and does what the Jesus of the gospels never
does (i.e. wash the feet of prostitutes, political protesters, and haters of scriptural
tradition) is precisely the Jesus folks desire who wish to consign religion to
an irrelevant closet. No moral demands,
no condemnations, no judgments come from this Jesus-- only an action that
implies passive acquiescence. Apparently,
for the “Jesus Gets Us” crew the ambiguous “Judge not” admonition in Matthew
7:1 constitutes the only verbal command they take to heart. The following
verses (2-5), however, clearly imply judgments, but judgments based on
self-reflection and humility. An “absolutist”
interpretation would mean that nothing will be expected of those who pass no
judgments at all (cf. v. 2) and thus would contradict the plethora of judgments
made by Jesus himself (cf. Matthew 23) and also expected of his followers (e.g.
Mark 6:7-12).
It
is the “no-judgment, foot-washing Jesus” that seems to inhabit the souls of
those who, ironically, don’t wish to arouse the kind of hatred from the powers
that be that brought about the crucifixion of the real Jesus. This “no judgment” mentality is also, not
coincidentally, the default position within our largely libertine pop culture,
a rule that is invariably broken to judge the “judgmental” — i.e. individuals
and institutions that give voice to traditional or biblical moral
standards.
The
“Jesus Gets Us” Jesus doesn’t “get” the One who spoke a lot more about exalted
moral and spiritual truths than he foot-washed.
The construct does provide, however, an acceptable religious image for a
permissive, rudderless culture scared to death of being judged by its rotten
fruit. For that culture a non-suffering,
non-speaking, non-confrontational foot-washer works quite well.
Richard Kirk is a freelance writer living in Southern California whose book Moral Illiteracy: "Who's to Say?" is also available on Kindle